It doesn’t matter how young you look, or act, if you find yourself referring to something that happened in 2015 as “recent,” you’ve just been outed as a Millennial. At best.
Someone asked the internet, “What’s an opinion that instantly says you’re over 30?” And here are some of the best responses:
1. “Internet forums were better than social media.”
2. “Having no weekend plans, is my favorite kind of weekend plans.”
3. “People who are 30 seem young.”
4. “Punctuation is good, actually.”
5. “Serious purchases must be made on the laptop, not your phone.”
6. “Yes, I want the paper receipt, and no you can’t have my email address.”
7. “I want to own a physical copy of my music, my games, and my movies.”
8. “TikTok is too noisy.”
9. “Dinner parties that begin at 7:00 P.M. are kinda late.”
10. “Have I told you about how much I love my air fryer?”
11. “Have I told you about how much I love Costco?”
12. “These E-bikes are out of control! They’re a menace to society!”
13. “Pluto is a planet.”
14. “Having ANY opinion on the band Everclear.”
15. “I really shouldn’t. I have work in the morning.”
