Stupid Criminal: A Cop Asked a Drunk Woman for Her License, and She Gave Him Q-Tips

Sometimes a cop needs a field sobriety test to see if a driver is impaired, and sometimes it’s, more obvious. A 31-year-old woman in Florida named Nadine Kaufmann was pulled over last week, after a police officer saw her drift across lanes, and blow past a red light. The officer asked her for her driver’s license and registration, and she allegedly handed over “a bag containing Q-tips and batteries” instead. Her breath also had an “overwhelming odor” of alcohol. Kaufmann is facing several misdemeanor charges, including DUI. She was sent to jail.  Also: When she was asked about “body markings” on the jail intake form, she said she has a “heart tattoo” on the “bottom of her buttocks.” (That heart tattoo on her butt isn’t REALLY worth mentioning, except that if she has been released, she could go to Chipotle TODAY for a BOGO deal!  Although, she needs someone else to drive her.) (Boca News Now)