There are people who will toss yogurt THE DAY AFTER its expiration date. And then there are people like this:
A mother on Instagram is going viral for explaining how she learned about CAR RANCH. And she wants to know if you’re as horrified as she is.
She said her family was having dinner, and her 17-year-old daughter asked for ranch. The mother apologized and said they were out, and the daughter said she couldn’t eat it without ranch. (It’s unclear what it was, but it could’ve been anything. Ranch is very versatile.)
So the daughter excused herself and left the house. The mother assumed she was driving to the store, but nope, she came right back inside, with a PACKET of ranch that was in her car.
The daughter said she’d just remembered she had “car ranch” from a fast-food place a while back. The mother freaked out and asked how long it was in her car. The daughter said maybe “months”, and just went ahead and ate it.
The mother wants to know, “Do your kids have CAR RANCH? And is that not a recipe for explosive diarrhea?”
(Here’s the video.)
(People)
