Hate your job? The good news is it’s Friday. The better news is THIS just opened up.
Wendy’s is hiring a “Chief Tasting Officer”, or CTO, and it pays a HUNDRED GRAND!
It’s a temporary role, not an ongoing thing. But the job listing says that “basically, you’ll be paid to eat Wendy’s.”
“Wendy’s is hiring a Chief Tasting Officer. You’ll help bring the vibes, taste, and creativity to the company in ways no one else can. Basically, you’ll get paid to eat Wendy’s, be chill, [and] maybe make some content.”
Content means social media stuff. So, the ideal candidate is an influencer, or someone who WANTS to be an influencer.
You can apply at WendysChiefTastingOfficer.com. It’s work-from-home. The required skills listed include “a human mouth,” “a pulse,” and “opinions.”
No true benefits. But they say the biggest perks include $100,000 and a, “job A.I. can’t steal because, no mouth.”
