If You Died, and Found Yourself Face-to-Face with God, What’s the First Question You’d Ask?

By now, people have probably asked ChatGPT just about EVERYTHING, but there are some questions it can’t answer.  Yet.

There’s a thread online, where someone asked, “If you died and found yourself face-to-face with God, what’s the first question you’d ask?” And here are some of the most popular less-serious answers . . .

1.  “Where is my dog?”

2.  “So you’re cool with all that down there?”

3.  “Can I go back as a ghost and haunt people?”

4.  “Can I speak to your manager?”

5.  “Who killed JonBenét Ramsey?”  (???)

6.  “What was the point of all of that?”

7.  “It’s been a rough day, can I get a beer?”

8.  “What’s with spiders!?!”

9.  “What’s the WiFi password?”

10.  “So like . . . can I come in, or nah?”

(Obviously, there were also a lot of SERIOUS, HEAVY questions, demanding explanations for the bad stuff that happens to good people.)

(That’s more than fair.  Any higher power would expect tough questions, especially if they claim to have any influence over this world.)

(But we decided to focus on the FAR less important things people claim they’d ask “first.”)

 

 

(AskReddit)