Stupid Criminal: A Guy Hid from Cops in a Nativity Scene by Pretending to Be a Wise Man

This is like a scene from Looney Tunes, and also the most FESTIVE criminal of the year . ..

A 38-year-old guy in Italy tried to hide from the cops . . . by joining a NATIVITY SCENE and pretending to be a Wise Man.

It happened last week in the small town of Galatone.  If Italy is a boot, it’s in the heel of the boot.

Cops were chasing him, so he tried to lose them by hopping into a life-sized Nativity scene outside a church.  Then he froze in place like a mannequin.  And the crazy part is it almost worked.

They didn’t see him until the town’s mayor noticed movement out the corner of his eye.  They managed to snap a photo of the guy while he was still posed.

He’d gone missing after a judge gave him nine months in jail for assault. He’s now behind bars serving out that sentence.

(Here’s the photo.)

 

(Metro)