This guy is a marvel of science, or he’s on something strong.
A 36-year-old man in Florida named Calvin Johnson, (not to be confused with Megatron), was arrested earlier this week after crashing a stolen BMW.
When the cops asked him what was going on, he claimed he was, “teleported into the vehicle.” He also made a reference to X-Men, and told the officers, “You saved me from the aliens.”
He was taken to the hospital to be checked out. In video from the scene, Calvin looks like he suffered some kind of head injury. But his imagination may have been boosted by substances or something. There’s nothing official on that.
Calvin was charged with grand theft auto, and driving on a license that was suspended. Bond has been set at $2,650. He also has an extensive criminal record, with convictions for grand theft, trespass, obstruction, and loitering.
(WFLA has the video from the scene.)








