Stupid Criminal: A Man Chugged Tabasco and Challenged Random People to Fights

What’s the OPPOSITE of that “you’re not you when you’re hungry?” campaign.  Maybe this is it.

A man in Sparks, Nevada has been arrested after police say he was seen chugging a bottle of Tabasco sauce, and then challenging random people to fight him in the parking lot of Scheels.

It happened last Monday, and the Tabasco fan was 48-year-old Michael Smith.  (Not to be confused with Christian singer Michael W. Smith.)

It’s unclear what the guy’s deal was, but he was also shirtless.  And when the police showed up, he called them some, “choice words”, and threatened them with a knife.  No one was injured.

Michael was charged with assault with a deadly weapon and possession of drug paraphernalia.  The bottle of hot sauce “was disposed of.”

 

(KOLO-TV)