Once cops catch this guy, they should post the clip of Porky Pig saying, “That’s all folks” . . .
Police in Oregon are searching for a 42-year-old man who got into a high-speed chase near Portland on Friday. And it’s all over social media, because the guy’s name is “Loony Toon.” (???)
We’re assuming it’s NOT the original name his parents went with. But his full, legal name is apparently “Loony John Franklin Toon.”
Cops pulled him over around 2:45 A.M. on Friday when they saw him weaving through traffic. Then they realized he had a felony warrant out for his arrest.
They put a spike strip in front of his wheels to stop him from driving off. But he threw his SUV in reverse, rammed their car, then drove over the spikes and sped off anyway. He fired several shots while driving away but didn’t hit anyone.
He eventually abandoned his SUV, ran out onto a golf course, and got away. But a woman in his passenger’s seat was detained. Last we heard, they were still looking for him.
(Here’s his mugshot and his shredded tire.)
