Stupid Criminal: A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes

If someone says they’re not into you, this probably isn’t the best way to win them over.  A weirdo in California is facing charges after he broke into a woman’s house and woke her up, by sucking on her TOES.

It happened May 21st near Modesto, but police just shared the details on Facebook.

27-year-old Cristian Anguiano had allegedly been harassing the woman for months, or more like stalking her.  He’d followed her home from work, and even slept outside her place in his car.

Two Wednesdays ago, she woke up around midnight to find him at the edge of her bed, with her toes in his mouth.  After that, he tried to get in bed with her.  But she pushed him away, called 911, and he ran off.

Cops didn’t find him that night, but tracked him down the next day in the same area.  So he apparently tried to come back, even after the toe-sucking didn’t go over like he’d maybe hoped it would.

He’s facing charges for burglary, stalking, sexual battery, and assault with intent to commit a felony.

 

(CBS News)