Stupid Criminals: A Guy Wearing a “Retired Drug Dealer” Shirt Was Arrested for Dealing Drugs

This guy is like the Jay Z or the Brett Favre of drug dealing, because retirement is JUST A PHASE.

An Uber driver in Ohio was arrested, after a rider called 911 and said that the driver boasted about having drugs stashed in a fake aerosol can in the car.

The cops tracked the Uber driver down, and sure enough they found the can, which WAS filled with 24 grams of meth, along with pills, a meth pipe, a digital scale, packaging baggies, cash, and three cell phones.

The driver was ID’d as Robert Rose, and was also wearing a shirt that said, “Retired Drug Dealer.”  I guess he’d come out of retirement.

Robert was charged with drug trafficking, possession of felony drugs, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

 

(Cleveland 19)