There's Now a Beard Trimmer With a Laser Sight

Lasers make everything more BADASS.  And sometimes, they actually serve a purpose.  Philips is about to sell a new beard trimmer, and it's the first one ever with a BUILT-IN LASER.

Unfortunately, you aren't lasering off your hair.  The laser projects a straight line on your face, right over the edge of the blades, so you can shave your TOTALLY RAD CHINSTRAP BEARD in a perfectly straight line.  It will cost about $100.