Lasers make everything more BADASS. And sometimes, they actually serve a purpose. Philips is about to sell a new beard trimmer, and it's the first one ever with a BUILT-IN LASER.
Unfortunately, you aren't lasering off your hair. The laser projects a straight line on your face, right over the edge of the blades, so you can shave your TOTALLY RAD CHINSTRAP BEARD in a perfectly straight line. It will cost about $100.