Easter Egg Cookies Have Been Recalled, For Containing Eggs

I know we're used to products where the ingredients don't match the marketing, like how Snapple's Apple Juice is made out of pears, or most of the guacamole you see in the store doesn't have any avocados in it. But this STILL seems ridiculous. Read more...

A Woman Tries to Pass Off Gatorade as Her Pee For a Drug Test

Apparently this woman wanted to make sure she didn't test positive for drugs, but DID test positive for electrolytes. 29-year-old Tabatha Coulombe of Charlotte County, Florida is on probation for being convicted of felony animal cruelty back in 2013. And part of her probation agreement is taking regular drug tests. Read more...

Scientists Have Figured Out Why Hipsters Grow Beards

I always figured hipsters grew beards because the best way to show you're a non-conformist is to do exactly what all the other non-conformists are doing. Evolutionary scientists at the University of Western Australia have figured out why hipsters grow beards, and they came up with two answers. Read more...

A Woman Is Facing Assault Charges For Squirting Her Breast Milk on a Cop

26-year-old Erica Leeder of Perth, Australia was arrested last Tuesday for an outstanding warrant. And a female officer was giving her a strip-search back at the station to make sure she didn't have any weapons. Read more...

You Spend $4,500 a Year on Stuff You Wind Up Regretting

Look around you right now, there's probably something right in front of you that you hate that you spent money on, whether it's your car, that McGriddle you're eating, or maybe even the prostitute you're dropping off on the way to the office. Read more...

A Guy's Girlfriend and His Ex Both Jumped Into a River to See Who He'd Rescue

21-year-old Wu Hsia of Ningbo, China broke up with his 20-year-old girlfriend Jun Tang a few months ago.  Now he's dating 22-year-old Rong Tsao. Read more...

In the New Version of Monopoly, Boardwalk Is Replaced by Pierre, South Dakota?

Monopoly turns 80 this year, so Hasbro is putting out a new version this fall where all the property spaces are American cities.  They've done it before, but everything is being updated. Read more...

Will You Skip Out on Work, the Gym, and Family Time to Watch March Madness?

If you have a bunch of coworkers mysteriously out 'sick' right now, don't worry . . . they just want to watch basketball! Read more...

What Will Your Body Do This Year?

Give us your best guess, how many times do you pass gas each day? Well, including the time you're asleep, the average is 15 times a day. If you do the math, that's 5,475 times a year. Read more...

21% of People Will Buy Their Pet a Valentine's Day Present

Look, my dog DESERVES a Valentine's Day gift, and other people agree with me. Read more...

Kenny G is at Least Partly Responsible for the Starbucks Frappuccino

As you jumpstart your day this morning by gulping down that Starbucks Frappuccino, know this:  You have KENNY G to thank for it. Read more...

A Weather Map Said the Temperature Was Over 2,000 Degrees . . . So the Weatherman Just Went With It

We're not sure if this was a glitch, or someone punched in the wrong numbers.  But on Tuesday night, the weather map for a local news station in Phoenix said the temperature in some parts of Arizona was up over TWO THOUSAND degrees. Read more...

A Guy Buries His Dead Cat . . . Only to Have Him Show Up Alive Five Days Later

 The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats.  So by that standard, we've just found the next biggest Internet celebrity. Read more...

GoDaddy.com Did a Brilliant "Lost Puppy" Ad to Mock Budweiser, But Animal Lovers Freaked Out

GoDaddy.com released a BRILLIANT Super Bowl ad yesterday mocking those Budweiser "puppy" commercials.  But animal lovers absolutely LOST IT, so it's been pulled. Read more...

A Guy Brags on Facebook About His 16 Warrants . . . and Is Immediately Arrested

 I'm not sure I'll EVER get sick of idiots who brag about their crimes on Facebook, then get arrested as a result.  Millennial criminals are the best. Read more...

A Guy Takes a Polygraph Test to Become a Cop . . . and Accidentally Reveals He's a Sex Offender

I thought the worst thing that could happen in a job interview was not getting the job . . . and maybe embarrassing yourself in the process. But 29-year-old Joseph White of Hartstown, Pennsylvania just set the bar WAY higher. Read more...

A Guy Driving in the Carpool Lane Was Pulled Over With Two Other People in the Car . . . Who He'd Kidnapped

This is one of the better excuses to drive in the carpool lane we've heard . . . and also the most fitting way possible for this guy to get caught. Read more...

You Can Pay $35,000 to Find a Baby Name No Other Baby Has

Parents today are on a never-ending quest to find a UNIQUE baby name . . . even getting to the point where they're finding ways to spell Kevin with a "q."  Quevin . . . Queevin . . . Kequin . . . you get the point. Read more...

A Bank Robber Is Busted When He Stops During His Getaway For Some Chicken and Biscuits

This is a terrible endorsement for this guy's bank robbery skills . . . but a hell of an endorsement for the deliciousness of chicken. Read more...

A Guy Drove Through a Car Wash at Full Speed

On Friday, an old guy in Sacramento, California drove through a car wash at FULL SPEED.  It's not clear what happened, he was confused and slammed on the gas.  But from the video, he looks like he was doing about 30 miles an hour. Read more...

The Ten Most Ridiculous Things People Have Done in Job Interviews

CareerBuilder.com just released a new survey on ways people have totally BOMBED job interviews.  They asked more than 2,000 hiring managers for the most ridiculous things they've seen.  Here are the ten best responses . . . Read more...

A Bus Driver Stops a Few Feet Past a Stop . . . So a Passenger Throws a Live Grenade at Him?

This is pretty much the epitome of an OVERREACTION . . . and one that almost killed a bunch of people for absolutely NO reason. Read more...

39% of People Would Use a Coupon on a First Date

If you watched ANY female stand-up comic in the '80s, she probably talked about a guy who used a COUPON during a first date.  There was NOTHING a guy could do more taboo than a first date coupon. Read more...

A Cop Collapses, and the Kid He's Arresting Helps Save His Life

 Back in September, a cop in Fort Lauderdale, Florida named Franklin Foulks was in the middle of booking a 17-year-old kid named Jamal Rutledge for burglary, and they were alone together in a room. Read more...

A New Website Lets You Send an Envelope of Glitter to Your Enemies

There are websites out there now that let you anonymously send ANIMAL POOP to your enemies.  This is an opposite . . . but potentially even MORE annoying . . . option. Read more...