Man Puts 911 Dispatcher On Hold to Buy Drugs

Police in Cleveland say a man called 911 because he felt he was in danger _ then asked the dispatcher to hold on while he made a drug deal. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said Tuesday that Alejandro Melendez was arrested after the call and was charged with possessing cocaine. Read more...

Woman Shoplifted During 'Shop with a Cop' Event

An eastern Kentucky woman was arrested after police say she was caught shoplifting during a 'Shop with a Cop' event. Read more...

'Secret Santa ruined my life' Says Former Public Servant

Christmas hasn't felt very jolly for former public servant Ngoc Luan Ho Trieu after he was given a cruel 'Secret Santa' gift at an end-of-year work party two years ago. Read more...

You Can Now Go to Cuba Legally, and Bring Back $100 of Cigars . . . As Long As You Have a Good Reason

 The White House announced major changes to its policy toward Cuba yesterday . . . it's the biggest move toward easing our sanctions on Cuba in 50 years.  Here are the five things you need to know . . . Read more...

Remember the Guy Looking For a Girl With the Same Name As His Ex? He Found a Match

There was a story last month about a 28-year-old guy in Toronto named Jordan Axani who got DUMPED by his girlfriend . . . right after he'd booked them plane tickets for a trip around the world. Read more...

Sony Has Canceled the Release of "The Interview" . . . And North Korea Really IS to Blame

 It seemed like a silly hoax that the nation of North Korea was actually behind the Sony pictures cyberattack because they wanted to stop the release of a SETH ROGEN / JAMES FRANCO movie.  But it's all TRUE. Read more...

Alex Trebek Threw a Temper Tantrum and Threatened to Quit "Jeopardy!"

In the continued aftermath of the massive Sony hack, several emails have been leaked, showing ALEX TREBEK throwing a temper tantrum after his actions were questioned during a recent taping. Read more...

A Drunk Driving Suspect Tries to Say the Alphabet, and Says "A-B-C-D . . . I'm Gonna Kill All Ya'll"

 If you're going to botch a sobriety test, might as well go down BIG, I guess? Read more...

A Man Uses a Santa Bar Crawl as a Cover to Rob a Bank Dressed as Santa

This past weekend, something called SantaCon happened in various cities around the country . . . that's where people dress like Santa, go on a bar crawl, and get hammered. Read more...

Putting Ornaments in Your Beard Is a Trend This Christmas?

Now hipsters are ruining Christmas. Apparently a new trend this Christmas is, putting tiny ornaments in your beard. Of course, to have a beard bushy enough to support ornaments, you would've had to start growing it a while ago. Which should be fine if you're a filthy hipster, or you're still rocking some facial hair from "Mo-vember." Read more...

Couple Tricks Holiday Package Thief Into Stealing Box of Dog Poop

It's the busiest time of the year for delivering packages, and that means a TON of unattended boxes left on people's porches and doorsteps. Which is a pretty ripe opportunity for thieves. A couple in Washington D.C. has been having trouble with one, someone kept stealing packages off their front porch. Read more...

What's the Most Ridiculous Thing That's Happened to You on a Date?

Ladies, have you ever been on a date with a guy who did something ridiculous to ruin it? A recent survey asked women that, and here are the seven best answers. Read more...

Does the Season You Were Born in Affect Your Personality?

 If you believe in the whole astrology thing, maybe you'll hear this and say DUH.  But now there's some actual science behind it.  According to a new study, the season you were born might determine certain things about your PERSONALITY. Read more...

A Drunk Guy Was Busted for Giving a Cop a Double Wet Willy

Around 2:20 in the morning on Saturday, a cop was standing on the street, talking to a bus driver near a bar in Mankato, Minnesota.  (About 80 miles southwest of Minneapolis.) Read more...

A Guy Left His Bag of Drugs on a Bus . . . and Was Arrested When He Checked the Lost and Found

 If you leave something valuable on a city bus, it probably WON'T turn up at the lost and found.  But obviously it's worth checking anyway . . . or at least it USUALLY is. Read more...

A 22-Year-Old Tells His Dad He's Dropping Out of College . . . So His Dad Pulls Out a Gun and Tells Him to Reconsider

Let's call this the 2014 evolution of that old "Stay in School" ad campaign.  These days, we want less talk and more FIREPOWER, baby. Read more...

A French Guy Was Thrown Off an American Airlines Flight Because He Smelled Bad . . . Now He's Filed a Complaint

There's a stereotype that French people smell bad . . . and we're not saying it's true or false.  But we WILL say that if it IS true, and you out-stink HUNDREDS of other French people simultaneously . . . bravo. Read more...

Parents Are Five Times More Likely Than Kids to Cry on the First Day of School

 Over the past few weeks and the next few weeks, thousands of kids will go to school for the very first time . . . and naturally, there will be some tears. Read more...

Women Are Going Nuts Over a Mugshot of a Hot Felon

The police in Stockton, California did a sweep for felons who illegally owned guns on Wednesday, and in the process, they've accidentally made the ladies go crazy. Read more...

A Cop Who Caught His Wife Having Sex With His Dad Has Been Suspended For Four Years

Just in time for Father's Day, here's a story that proves no matter HOW bad your relationship is with your dad . . . it's not THIS bad. Read more...

Celebrity Souls Now for Sale on Etsy

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching Jennifer Lawrence sell pure, dystopian angst as Katniss or win over legions of fans by tripping on red carpets, you really just want to bottle up her essence and save it for a rainy day? Of course you do. We all do. Read more...

A Woman Crunched Her Waist With a Corset and Got Huge Implants to Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

We’ve all dreamed of having the hourglass figure of Jessica Rabbit in that slinky red dress but Penny Brown, 25, has actually gone and turned herself into the sexy cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Read more...

A Man Is Arrested For Trying to Shoot the Moon

No matter what kind of range your gun has, it can't do THIS. Read more...

A Woman Catfishes Her Niece . . . and Finds the Niece Wants Her Killed

A woman in Fosters, Alabama has been taking care of her 19-year-old niece, Marissa Williams . . . and she felt like Marissa was getting too RISKY on Facebook.  Marissa would meet strange guys on Facebook and invite them over. Read more...

A 29-Year-Old Woman With 10,000 Hello Kitty Items Somehow Can't Get a Boyfriend

29-year-old Natasha Goldsmith is a horse trainer in Exeter, England.  And she's single.  But there's NO QUESTION why . . . she's ADDICTED to Hello Kitty. Read more...