A Man Hides From the Cops Inside His Walls, But Winds Up Stuck There For Over 24 Hours

This guy took a bad situation and made it into a hiariously bad situation, so well done, I guess? 44-year-old Steven Shuler of Monrovia, Indiana was at home on Monday when the cops showed up to arrest him for a probation violation. Read more...

Doctors Used Skin from a Guy's Forearm to Rebuild His Tongue, and Now He Has to Shave It

A 48-year-old in England named David Billings went to the doctor about a year-and-a-half ago when he had trouble swallowing, and they found a cancerous tumor on the right side of his tongue. Read more...

A Kid Wears a Fake Bomb to School For an Elaborate Prom Proposal, and Is Suspended

Every time something like this happens, I get this little glimmer of hope that it's going to be the end of these ridiculous over-the-top Prom Proposals. The latest disaster comes from La Center High School in La Center, Washington. Read more...

A New Website Predicts How the Starbucks Barista Will Misspell Your Name

We kind of love this. There's a new website that celebrates one of the few things that truly unites all Americans: Mocking the way Starbucks baristas spell our names. It's called WhatsMyStarbucksName.com. Read more...

A Truck Driver Trades $50,000 Worth of Lunch Meat For Crack

45-year-old Larry Bowen of Mabelvale, Arkansas is a truck driver, and last June, he was hired to drive $50,000 worth of LUNCH MEAT to Alabama and Florida. But the meat never made it. It turns out that as Larry was driving through Memphis, Tennessee he stopped at a gas station, where he bumped into two guys selling CRACK. Read more...

Which Emoji Do Americans Use More Than Any Other Country in the World?

A massive new study just came out on how people around the world use EMOJI. There's a ton of really interesting stuff in it, so we pulled out the five highlights. Read more...

A Senator's Phone Rang in the Middle of a Congressional Hearing . . . and His Ringtone Is "Let It Go"

A Senator's phone rang and interrupted a Congressional hearing in Washington yesterday.  And it was extra embarrassing because his ringtone is the song "Let It Go" from "Frozen". Read more...

A Guy With Two Wives Was Busted . . . Thanks to the Ice Bucket Challenge

 It's been almost a year since the ice bucket challenge, and it's STILL making the world a better place.  Not necessarily for people with ALS . . . we have no idea if it's helped them yet.  But in the meantime, it's fighting a little bit of crime. Read more...

ESPN Reporter Britt McHenry Insulted a Tow Truck Employee and Got Suspended

ESPN suspended reporter BRITT MCHENRY for one week, after video of her going off on a parking lot attendant hit the Web.  And it's easy to see why they took her off the air.  She goes full-on MEAN GIRL on her victim.  It's really kind of infuriating. Read more...

An Epic Promotional Video From Sizzler

There's a promotional video for Sizzler that's all over Facebook.  It's from 1991, and it's so cheesy it seems fake.  It's almost five minutes long, and it's filled with enough corny, patriotic clichés to fill ten campaign ads.  Read more...

A Suspicious Package Caused Evacuations in Alabama . . . But it Turned Out to be an Easter Egg

The police in Birmingham, Alabama got a report about a SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE across the street from their headquarters on Tuesday afternoon . . . so they evacuated the area and sent in the bomb squad. Read more...

A Burglar Is Caught Because of His Crocs

This REALLY serves this guy right for wearing Crocs to important events. Read more...

Top Ten Phrases You Should Stop Using at Work

A recent article on LinkedIn listed a bunch of cliché phrases people use too much at work.  You can get away with them every now and then.  But if you say them CONSTANTLY, you start annoying people.  Here are the top ten . . . Read more...

Yes or B.S.: April Fools' Pranks That Have Gotten People Arrested

It's time for "Yes or B.S."  We give you a statement, and you decide YES, it's true . . . or NO, it's total B.S.  The topic is April Fools' Day pranks that have gotten people ARRESTED.  You have to decide if these are REAL, or made up. Read more...

A Guy's Girlfriend and His Ex Both Jumped Into a River to See Who He'd Rescue

21-year-old Wu Hsia of Ningbo, China broke up with his 20-year-old girlfriend Jun Tang a few months ago.  Now he's dating 22-year-old Rong Tsao. Read more...

In the New Version of Monopoly, Boardwalk Is Replaced by Pierre, South Dakota?

Monopoly turns 80 this year, so Hasbro is putting out a new version this fall where all the property spaces are American cities.  They've done it before, but everything is being updated. Read more...

Will You Skip Out on Work, the Gym, and Family Time to Watch March Madness?

If you have a bunch of coworkers mysteriously out 'sick' right now, don't worry . . . they just want to watch basketball! Read more...

What Will Your Body Do This Year?

Give us your best guess, how many times do you pass gas each day? Well, including the time you're asleep, the average is 15 times a day. If you do the math, that's 5,475 times a year. Read more...

21% of People Will Buy Their Pet a Valentine's Day Present

Look, my dog DESERVES a Valentine's Day gift, and other people agree with me. Read more...

Kenny G is at Least Partly Responsible for the Starbucks Frappuccino

As you jumpstart your day this morning by gulping down that Starbucks Frappuccino, know this:  You have KENNY G to thank for it. Read more...

A Weather Map Said the Temperature Was Over 2,000 Degrees . . . So the Weatherman Just Went With It

We're not sure if this was a glitch, or someone punched in the wrong numbers.  But on Tuesday night, the weather map for a local news station in Phoenix said the temperature in some parts of Arizona was up over TWO THOUSAND degrees. Read more...

A Guy Buries His Dead Cat . . . Only to Have Him Show Up Alive Five Days Later

 The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats.  So by that standard, we've just found the next biggest Internet celebrity. Read more...

GoDaddy.com Did a Brilliant "Lost Puppy" Ad to Mock Budweiser, But Animal Lovers Freaked Out

GoDaddy.com released a BRILLIANT Super Bowl ad yesterday mocking those Budweiser "puppy" commercials.  But animal lovers absolutely LOST IT, so it's been pulled. Read more...

A Guy Brags on Facebook About His 16 Warrants . . . and Is Immediately Arrested

 I'm not sure I'll EVER get sick of idiots who brag about their crimes on Facebook, then get arrested as a result.  Millennial criminals are the best. Read more...

A Guy Takes a Polygraph Test to Become a Cop . . . and Accidentally Reveals He's a Sex Offender

I thought the worst thing that could happen in a job interview was not getting the job . . . and maybe embarrassing yourself in the process. But 29-year-old Joseph White of Hartstown, Pennsylvania just set the bar WAY higher. Read more...