Two Guys Try to Rob a Cell Phone Store, Right Next to a Police Station

It's not exactly hard to find cell phone stores, they're everywhere. So it's MIND boggling that these guys picked THIS particular cell phone store to rob. Read more...

A Burglar Is Scared Off When a Random Woman Crashes Her Car Into the Apartment He's Robbing

This is the best kind of crime fighting: ACCIDENTAL crime fighting! A woman in Olympia, Washington was at her disabled friend's apartment last week, helping her get ready for bed. But when she was driving away, she accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brake. Read more...

A Guy Put a Rattlesnake Around His Neck for a Photo, and Might Lose His Hand

Last month a guy in San Diego got bitten by a rattlesnake after he tried to take a selfie with it. Now a guy near Los Angeles has somehow managed to do something even dumber. Read more...

Check Out Each State's Most Embarrassing Google Search

Most of us are in the habit of Googling whatever pops into our head, no matter how RIDICULOUS or EMBARRASSING it is. Unfortunately, there's a chance that a lot of other people around you are ALSO Googling the same random nonsense. Read more...

Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘Fat-Shame,’ ‘Butt Dial’ and ‘Redditor’

The Oxford English Dictionary is one of the most famous dictionaries in the world. It's HARD for a word to get in there. But they also have a branch called the Oxford Dictionaries that adds newer, modern words that are just becoming a thing, and that MIGHT get into the main Oxford English Dictionary one day. Read more...

A Guy Is Arrested After His Six-Year-Old Daughter Rats Out All of His Different Crimes

Well this girl better not be hoping for good Christmas presents. Read more...

Your Packages Are About to Be Wrapped in Bubble Wrap That Doesn't Pop

Sealed Air Corp. is the company that makes Bubble Wrap, and they're about to start selling a version that YOU CAN'T POP. They gave it a horrible name, too: iBubble Wrap. Read more...

Bob Ross Hated His Perm, but Had to Keep It After He Got Famous

BOB ROSS'S perfect circle of a hairdo is probably more famous than anything he ever painted.  Even for the 1980s it was a bold look, and he kept perming it until he passed away in 1995.  But apparently even HE didn't think it looked good. Read more...

A Senator's Phone Rang in the Middle of a Congressional Hearing . . . and His Ringtone Is "Let It Go"

A Senator's phone rang and interrupted a Congressional hearing in Washington yesterday.  And it was extra embarrassing because his ringtone is the song "Let It Go" from "Frozen". Read more...

A Guy With Two Wives Was Busted . . . Thanks to the Ice Bucket Challenge

 It's been almost a year since the ice bucket challenge, and it's STILL making the world a better place.  Not necessarily for people with ALS . . . we have no idea if it's helped them yet.  But in the meantime, it's fighting a little bit of crime. Read more...

ESPN Reporter Britt McHenry Insulted a Tow Truck Employee and Got Suspended

ESPN suspended reporter BRITT MCHENRY for one week, after video of her going off on a parking lot attendant hit the Web.  And it's easy to see why they took her off the air.  She goes full-on MEAN GIRL on her victim.  It's really kind of infuriating. Read more...

An Epic Promotional Video From Sizzler

There's a promotional video for Sizzler that's all over Facebook.  It's from 1991, and it's so cheesy it seems fake.  It's almost five minutes long, and it's filled with enough corny, patriotic clichés to fill ten campaign ads.  Read more...

A Suspicious Package Caused Evacuations in Alabama . . . But it Turned Out to be an Easter Egg

The police in Birmingham, Alabama got a report about a SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE across the street from their headquarters on Tuesday afternoon . . . so they evacuated the area and sent in the bomb squad. Read more...

A Burglar Is Caught Because of His Crocs

This REALLY serves this guy right for wearing Crocs to important events. Read more...

Top Ten Phrases You Should Stop Using at Work

A recent article on LinkedIn listed a bunch of cliché phrases people use too much at work.  You can get away with them every now and then.  But if you say them CONSTANTLY, you start annoying people.  Here are the top ten . . . Read more...

Yes or B.S.: April Fools' Pranks That Have Gotten People Arrested

It's time for "Yes or B.S."  We give you a statement, and you decide YES, it's true . . . or NO, it's total B.S.  The topic is April Fools' Day pranks that have gotten people ARRESTED.  You have to decide if these are REAL, or made up. Read more...

A Guy's Girlfriend and His Ex Both Jumped Into a River to See Who He'd Rescue

21-year-old Wu Hsia of Ningbo, China broke up with his 20-year-old girlfriend Jun Tang a few months ago.  Now he's dating 22-year-old Rong Tsao. Read more...

In the New Version of Monopoly, Boardwalk Is Replaced by Pierre, South Dakota?

Monopoly turns 80 this year, so Hasbro is putting out a new version this fall where all the property spaces are American cities.  They've done it before, but everything is being updated. Read more...

Will You Skip Out on Work, the Gym, and Family Time to Watch March Madness?

If you have a bunch of coworkers mysteriously out 'sick' right now, don't worry . . . they just want to watch basketball! Read more...

What Will Your Body Do This Year?

Give us your best guess, how many times do you pass gas each day? Well, including the time you're asleep, the average is 15 times a day. If you do the math, that's 5,475 times a year. Read more...

21% of People Will Buy Their Pet a Valentine's Day Present

Look, my dog DESERVES a Valentine's Day gift, and other people agree with me. Read more...

Kenny G is at Least Partly Responsible for the Starbucks Frappuccino

As you jumpstart your day this morning by gulping down that Starbucks Frappuccino, know this:  You have KENNY G to thank for it. Read more...

A Weather Map Said the Temperature Was Over 2,000 Degrees . . . So the Weatherman Just Went With It

We're not sure if this was a glitch, or someone punched in the wrong numbers.  But on Tuesday night, the weather map for a local news station in Phoenix said the temperature in some parts of Arizona was up over TWO THOUSAND degrees. Read more...

A Guy Buries His Dead Cat . . . Only to Have Him Show Up Alive Five Days Later

 The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats.  So by that standard, we've just found the next biggest Internet celebrity. Read more...

GoDaddy.com Did a Brilliant "Lost Puppy" Ad to Mock Budweiser, But Animal Lovers Freaked Out

GoDaddy.com released a BRILLIANT Super Bowl ad yesterday mocking those Budweiser "puppy" commercials.  But animal lovers absolutely LOST IT, so it's been pulled. Read more...