Man Builds $80K Beer Fort on Dance Floor

Most of us would be happy even getting into the V.I.P. section at a club in Vegas. But apparently it gets old after a while, and you have to come up with ways to make it even MORE exclusive. There's a nightclub at the Wynn called XS, and on Monday night, someone in the V.I.P. section wanted a little more privacy, apparently so none of the commoners by the pool area could see in. Read more...

We All Have a Food We Hate, But What’s The Worst?

As a kid, it's socially acceptable to HATE a bunch of different foods, maybe scrunch your nose up and stick out your tongue when you see them. As an adult, you're not supposed to do that. But we SO do. Read more...

A Terrible Ad for a Restaurant That Serves Raw Meat and Live Fish?

A restaurant called Troy recently opened on Staten Island in New York. And the commercial they put out is TERRIBLE, that it could be good. Read more...

It's Bad to Pee in the Pool, But Good to Pee in the Ocean

It's vile to pee in a swimming pool if you're over the age of two, in other words, if you're old enough to know better. When your pee mixes with chlorine, it can actually cause respiratory problems for people swimming. But when you're in the ocean? Let it flow, baby. Read more...

Shoe Vending Machines Are Popping Up Outside Nightclubs

If you've ever been outside a club at 4:00 A.M., you've seen an army of women carrying their high heels and walking barefoot. No one wants to be barefoot on a nasty sidewalk, but it beats the crippling pain after eight hours of heels. Read more...

An Old Woman Gets Hurt Inside a Corn Maze, So Paramedics Have to Quickly Solve the Maze and Rescue Her

Ever done a corn maze? They can be surprisingly hard and really frustrating, like, once you're a little bit in, you just kinda want to get the hell out of there. Now imagine doing one in a critical situation. Read more...

Women Are Going Nuts Over a Mugshot of a Hot Felon

The police in Stockton, California did a sweep for felons who illegally owned guns on Wednesday, and in the process, they've accidentally made the ladies go crazy. Read more...

A Cop Who Caught His Wife Having Sex With His Dad Has Been Suspended For Four Years

Just in time for Father's Day, here's a story that proves no matter HOW bad your relationship is with your dad . . . it's not THIS bad. Read more...

Celebrity Souls Now for Sale on Etsy

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching Jennifer Lawrence sell pure, dystopian angst as Katniss or win over legions of fans by tripping on red carpets, you really just want to bottle up her essence and save it for a rainy day? Of course you do. We all do. Read more...

A Woman Crunched Her Waist With a Corset and Got Huge Implants to Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

We’ve all dreamed of having the hourglass figure of Jessica Rabbit in that slinky red dress but Penny Brown, 25, has actually gone and turned herself into the sexy cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Read more...

A Man Is Arrested For Trying to Shoot the Moon

No matter what kind of range your gun has, it can't do THIS. Read more...

A Woman Catfishes Her Niece . . . and Finds the Niece Wants Her Killed

A woman in Fosters, Alabama has been taking care of her 19-year-old niece, Marissa Williams . . . and she felt like Marissa was getting too RISKY on Facebook.  Marissa would meet strange guys on Facebook and invite them over. Read more...

A 29-Year-Old Woman With 10,000 Hello Kitty Items Somehow Can't Get a Boyfriend

29-year-old Natasha Goldsmith is a horse trainer in Exeter, England.  And she's single.  But there's NO QUESTION why . . . she's ADDICTED to Hello Kitty. Read more...

A Guy Got Stuck at the Airport Alone . . . and Made a Music Video for the Song "All by Myself" Using His iPhone

Some guy recently got stuck all night at the airport in Las Vegas while no one else was there. So he passed the time by using his iPhone to film a ridiculous music video, where he lip syncs the song "All by Myself" . . . the Celine Dion version. Read more...

A Guy Almost Loses His Leg When the Ambulance Driver Stops to Pick Up Hitchhikers

60-year-old Glenn Buscombe of Cornwall, England started feeling a massive pain in his right leg back on April 6th.  He called for an ambulance, and the paramedic rushed him to the hospital with a severe blood clot. Read more...

People Are Outraged Over a Woman Breastfeeding Her Baby at Her College Graduation

25-year-old Karlesha Thurman just graduated from California State University, Long Beach.  And she posted a photo from the ceremony on Facebook that made the Internet go CRAZY. Read more...

A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Motorized Beer Cooler

You don't have to be driving a car or truck to get a DUI . . . we've heard of people getting DUIs on bikes, horses, riding mowers, golf carts, and Segways.  And now, we've got something new to add to that list. Read more...

A Quarter of Us Are Friends with Someone's Pet on Facebook

Chances are you have at least one friend who talks about their pet like it's their kid.  Unfortunately, a lot of us are ENCOURAGING that type of behavior. Read more...

A 68-Year-Old Woman Is Arrested For Having Public Sex at Her Retirement Community

Wondering what your parents will do if they ever retire down to Florida?  This is what they'll do.  Exactly this. Read more...

A Guy Wants to Get Out of His Burger King Shift Early . . . So His Brother Calls in a Bomb Threat

A guy working at a Burger King in Norwich, England back on March 6th wanted to get out of work early.  So he called his brother, 18-year-old Luke Brown, and asked him to figure out how to get him out. Read more...

A Guy Smuggled 40 Bags of Heroin in His Belly Button

 I know the "Guinness Book of World Records" people don't keep records on stuff like this . . . but this guy deserves some recognition. Read more...

Meet the 31-Year-Old Guy Who Says He's "Wired" to Date Women in Their 90s

At some point, every guy wonders what it'd be like with an older woman.  This guy fantasizes about what it'd be like with the OLDEST woman. Read more...


A Woman Lit Her Hair on Fire Trying to Lean in For a Selfie

There's a movement out there to get people to shoot cell phone videos with the camera HORIZONTAL . . . not VERTICAL.  Because vertical videos look bad when you watch them on YouTube, with those giant black boxes on the sides. Read more...

A Guy Got His Arm Stuck in a Toilet For Six Hours Trying to Get His Cell Phone

 I'm sure thousands of people accidentally drop their cell phone into the TOILET on a daily basis.  But at least you get to fish it out of a clean American toilet . . . but in China, the toilet is really just a hole in the ground. Read more...