21% of People Will Buy Their Pet a Valentine's Day Present

Look, my dog DESERVES a Valentine's Day gift, and other people agree with me. Read more...

Kenny G is at Least Partly Responsible for the Starbucks Frappuccino

As you jumpstart your day this morning by gulping down that Starbucks Frappuccino, know this:  You have KENNY G to thank for it. Read more...

A Weather Map Said the Temperature Was Over 2,000 Degrees . . . So the Weatherman Just Went With It

We're not sure if this was a glitch, or someone punched in the wrong numbers.  But on Tuesday night, the weather map for a local news station in Phoenix said the temperature in some parts of Arizona was up over TWO THOUSAND degrees. Read more...

A Guy Buries His Dead Cat . . . Only to Have Him Show Up Alive Five Days Later

 The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats.  So by that standard, we've just found the next biggest Internet celebrity. Read more...

GoDaddy.com Did a Brilliant "Lost Puppy" Ad to Mock Budweiser, But Animal Lovers Freaked Out

GoDaddy.com released a BRILLIANT Super Bowl ad yesterday mocking those Budweiser "puppy" commercials.  But animal lovers absolutely LOST IT, so it's been pulled. Read more...

A Guy Brags on Facebook About His 16 Warrants . . . and Is Immediately Arrested

 I'm not sure I'll EVER get sick of idiots who brag about their crimes on Facebook, then get arrested as a result.  Millennial criminals are the best. Read more...

A Guy Takes a Polygraph Test to Become a Cop . . . and Accidentally Reveals He's a Sex Offender

I thought the worst thing that could happen in a job interview was not getting the job . . . and maybe embarrassing yourself in the process. But 29-year-old Joseph White of Hartstown, Pennsylvania just set the bar WAY higher. Read more...

A Guy Driving in the Carpool Lane Was Pulled Over With Two Other People in the Car . . . Who He'd Kidnapped

This is one of the better excuses to drive in the carpool lane we've heard . . . and also the most fitting way possible for this guy to get caught. Read more...

You Can Pay $35,000 to Find a Baby Name No Other Baby Has

Parents today are on a never-ending quest to find a UNIQUE baby name . . . even getting to the point where they're finding ways to spell Kevin with a "q."  Quevin . . . Queevin . . . Kequin . . . you get the point. Read more...

A Bank Robber Is Busted When He Stops During His Getaway For Some Chicken and Biscuits

This is a terrible endorsement for this guy's bank robbery skills . . . but a hell of an endorsement for the deliciousness of chicken. Read more...

A Guy Drove Through a Car Wash at Full Speed

On Friday, an old guy in Sacramento, California drove through a car wash at FULL SPEED.  It's not clear what happened, he was confused and slammed on the gas.  But from the video, he looks like he was doing about 30 miles an hour. Read more...

The Ten Most Ridiculous Things People Have Done in Job Interviews

CareerBuilder.com just released a new survey on ways people have totally BOMBED job interviews.  They asked more than 2,000 hiring managers for the most ridiculous things they've seen.  Here are the ten best responses . . . Read more...

A Bus Driver Stops a Few Feet Past a Stop . . . So a Passenger Throws a Live Grenade at Him?

This is pretty much the epitome of an OVERREACTION . . . and one that almost killed a bunch of people for absolutely NO reason. Read more...

39% of People Would Use a Coupon on a First Date

If you watched ANY female stand-up comic in the '80s, she probably talked about a guy who used a COUPON during a first date.  There was NOTHING a guy could do more taboo than a first date coupon. Read more...

A Cop Collapses, and the Kid He's Arresting Helps Save His Life

 Back in September, a cop in Fort Lauderdale, Florida named Franklin Foulks was in the middle of booking a 17-year-old kid named Jamal Rutledge for burglary, and they were alone together in a room. Read more...

A New Website Lets You Send an Envelope of Glitter to Your Enemies

There are websites out there now that let you anonymously send ANIMAL POOP to your enemies.  This is an opposite . . . but potentially even MORE annoying . . . option. Read more...

An 80-Year-Old Won $326 Million in the Lottery . . . Because His Wife Wouldn't Let Him Drive in the Rain

This guy's good luck hinged on two things:  He's a registered voter . . . and his wife doesn't trust him behind the wheel. Read more...

A Restaurant Lets People Eat Free . . . If They're Good Looking

This restaurant only exists in China . . . because in America, this place would be sued within 27 seconds of opening. Read more...

A Guy Falls Through the Ice on a Lake . . . While Firefighters Are Practicing Ice Rescue Drills Nearby

On Saturday, a guy in New York was walking across a frozen lake in Central Park around 1:00 in the afternoon, and fell through the ice.  (He hasn't been identified.) Read more...

A Guy Tries to Smuggle 94 iPhones by Strapping Them to His Body . . . But Walks Through a Metal Detector

 This guy was clearly a mediocre smuggler . . . and not just because he was busted in the most obvious way possible. Read more...

A Woman Gets Revenge on Her Cheating Husband by Selling His $100,000 Porsche For $16,000

A woman in Melbourne, Australia just listed her husband's 2010 Porsche 911 Carrera 997 for $16,000.  But it's worth at least three TIMES that much. Read more...

Man Puts 911 Dispatcher On Hold to Buy Drugs

Police in Cleveland say a man called 911 because he felt he was in danger _ then asked the dispatcher to hold on while he made a drug deal. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said Tuesday that Alejandro Melendez was arrested after the call and was charged with possessing cocaine. Read more...

Woman Shoplifted During 'Shop with a Cop' Event

An eastern Kentucky woman was arrested after police say she was caught shoplifting during a 'Shop with a Cop' event. Read more...

'Secret Santa ruined my life' Says Former Public Servant

Christmas hasn't felt very jolly for former public servant Ngoc Luan Ho Trieu after he was given a cruel 'Secret Santa' gift at an end-of-year work party two years ago. Read more...

You Can Now Go to Cuba Legally, and Bring Back $100 of Cigars . . . As Long As You Have a Good Reason

 The White House announced major changes to its policy toward Cuba yesterday . . . it's the biggest move toward easing our sanctions on Cuba in 50 years.  Here are the five things you need to know . . . Read more...