It's Bad to Pee in the Pool, But Good to Pee in the Ocean

It's vile to pee in a swimming pool if you're over the age of two, in other words, if you're old enough to know better. When your pee mixes with chlorine, it can actually cause respiratory problems for people swimming. But when you're in the ocean? Let it flow, baby. Read more...

Shoe Vending Machines Are Popping Up Outside Nightclubs

If you've ever been outside a club at 4:00 A.M., you've seen an army of women carrying their high heels and walking barefoot. No one wants to be barefoot on a nasty sidewalk, but it beats the crippling pain after eight hours of heels. Read more...

An Old Woman Gets Hurt Inside a Corn Maze, So Paramedics Have to Quickly Solve the Maze and Rescue Her

Ever done a corn maze? They can be surprisingly hard and really frustrating, like, once you're a little bit in, you just kinda want to get the hell out of there. Now imagine doing one in a critical situation. Read more...

Police Arrest a Guy Who Picked a Fight With a Fire Hydrant

If you're going to fight an inanimate object, at least WIN the damn fight.  This guy wound up with a draw, at best. Police in St. Petersburg, Florida got a call last week about a guy peeking into people's windows. Read more...

Did You Know, Your Next Car Won't Have a Spare Tire?

For a few years now, pretty much every car company has quietly stopped including spare tires in new cars. It's so prominent, the odds are your next car won't have a spare tire. And there are three main reasons why car companies are getting rid of them. Read more...

A Woman Who Faked Cancer for Donations Was Arrested on Her Way to a "Dr. Phil" Appearance

25-year-old Melissa Barton of Troy, Illinois has been raising money this year because she has cancer, AND her young son has leukemia. At least that's what she's been telling people at her church and online. But apparently NEITHER of them has cancer, the whole thing was a scam. Read more...

A Guy Robs a Bank Fully Nude, and Is Arrested While He Gets Dressed

I'd imagine having your junk flopping around would make you a less efficient or stealthy criminal.  I'm not sure we needed someone to prove that theory, but here you go. Read more...

Nine Things That Look Easy in Movies But Are Hard in Real Life

There are so many things that are conveniently easy in the movies but insanely difficult in real life, maybe even impossible. Here are nine classic examples. Read more...

A Guy Fakes His Own Death to Get Out of His Wedding

It's totally natural to have cold feet before your wedding. It is NOT natural to react like this. 23-year-old Tucker Blandford of Stamford, Connecticut was engaged to 23-year-old Alex Lanchester of West Midlands, England, they met in 2012 when she was studying at the University of Connecticut. Read more...

Women Are Going Nuts Over a Mugshot of a Hot Felon

The police in Stockton, California did a sweep for felons who illegally owned guns on Wednesday, and in the process, they've accidentally made the ladies go crazy. Read more...

A Cop Who Caught His Wife Having Sex With His Dad Has Been Suspended For Four Years

Just in time for Father's Day, here's a story that proves no matter HOW bad your relationship is with your dad . . . it's not THIS bad. Read more...

Celebrity Souls Now for Sale on Etsy

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching Jennifer Lawrence sell pure, dystopian angst as Katniss or win over legions of fans by tripping on red carpets, you really just want to bottle up her essence and save it for a rainy day? Of course you do. We all do. Read more...

A Woman Crunched Her Waist With a Corset and Got Huge Implants to Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

We’ve all dreamed of having the hourglass figure of Jessica Rabbit in that slinky red dress but Penny Brown, 25, has actually gone and turned herself into the sexy cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Read more...

A Man Is Arrested For Trying to Shoot the Moon

No matter what kind of range your gun has, it can't do THIS. Read more...

A Woman Catfishes Her Niece . . . and Finds the Niece Wants Her Killed

A woman in Fosters, Alabama has been taking care of her 19-year-old niece, Marissa Williams . . . and she felt like Marissa was getting too RISKY on Facebook.  Marissa would meet strange guys on Facebook and invite them over. Read more...

A 29-Year-Old Woman With 10,000 Hello Kitty Items Somehow Can't Get a Boyfriend

29-year-old Natasha Goldsmith is a horse trainer in Exeter, England.  And she's single.  But there's NO QUESTION why . . . she's ADDICTED to Hello Kitty. Read more...

A Guy Got Stuck at the Airport Alone . . . and Made a Music Video for the Song "All by Myself" Using His iPhone

Some guy recently got stuck all night at the airport in Las Vegas while no one else was there. So he passed the time by using his iPhone to film a ridiculous music video, where he lip syncs the song "All by Myself" . . . the Celine Dion version. Read more...

A Guy Almost Loses His Leg When the Ambulance Driver Stops to Pick Up Hitchhikers

60-year-old Glenn Buscombe of Cornwall, England started feeling a massive pain in his right leg back on April 6th.  He called for an ambulance, and the paramedic rushed him to the hospital with a severe blood clot. Read more...

People Are Outraged Over a Woman Breastfeeding Her Baby at Her College Graduation

25-year-old Karlesha Thurman just graduated from California State University, Long Beach.  And she posted a photo from the ceremony on Facebook that made the Internet go CRAZY. Read more...

A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Motorized Beer Cooler

You don't have to be driving a car or truck to get a DUI . . . we've heard of people getting DUIs on bikes, horses, riding mowers, golf carts, and Segways.  And now, we've got something new to add to that list. Read more...

A Quarter of Us Are Friends with Someone's Pet on Facebook

Chances are you have at least one friend who talks about their pet like it's their kid.  Unfortunately, a lot of us are ENCOURAGING that type of behavior. Read more...

A 68-Year-Old Woman Is Arrested For Having Public Sex at Her Retirement Community

Wondering what your parents will do if they ever retire down to Florida?  This is what they'll do.  Exactly this. Read more...

A Guy Wants to Get Out of His Burger King Shift Early . . . So His Brother Calls in a Bomb Threat

A guy working at a Burger King in Norwich, England back on March 6th wanted to get out of work early.  So he called his brother, 18-year-old Luke Brown, and asked him to figure out how to get him out. Read more...

A Guy Smuggled 40 Bags of Heroin in His Belly Button

 I know the "Guinness Book of World Records" people don't keep records on stuff like this . . . but this guy deserves some recognition. Read more...

Meet the 31-Year-Old Guy Who Says He's "Wired" to Date Women in Their 90s

At some point, every guy wonders what it'd be like with an older woman.  This guy fantasizes about what it'd be like with the OLDEST woman. Read more...