In-N-Out Burger and Panda Express Are Two of the 10 Healthiest Fast Food Chains in the U.S.?

Any trip to California HAS to include a stop at In-N-Out Burger, I think that might be a law. But good news, as you eat that cheeseburger smothered in special sauce, just know you're being HEALTHY. Read more...

A Guy Tries to Rob a Store Using a Photo of a Gun

A 34-year-old man went into a grocery store in Cambridge, England last week, walked up to the staff, told them he was robbing the place, and threatened to kill them if they didn't give him the money. And then, he whipped out his gun.  Well, not exactly. Read more...

A Janitor Tries to Hide That He Was Looking at Porn on a Library Computer by Stealing It

Almost all public libraries have computers with Internet connections that anyone can come in and use.  And you know what THAT means: Every library computer has been used to watch porn. Read more...

The Top Four Excuses for Leaving Thanksgiving Early

Do you like spending time with your family on Thanksgiving? Or do you wish you could just stuff your face without spending six hours with them? &According to a new survey, 48% of us have used an excuse to leave Thanksgiving early, because our family was driving us nuts. Read more...

A 350-Pound Guy on a Mobility Scooter Was Caught at Walmart Sitting on Stolen Steaks

It makes me angry when someone chubby breaks bad like this, and gives all my beloved, good-hearted chubby friends a bad rap. 43-year-old Rodney Fowler of Spartanburg, South Carolina is 5-foot-5 and clocks in at a mouth-watering 350 pounds. Read more...

A Cleaning Lady Showed Up to a Job, and Found Out Someone Had Bought the House for Her

Break.com and Barefoot Wine recently teamed up to do something pretty awesome for a single mom in Cleveland named Cara Simmons. Cara has three kids and works as a housekeeper, and over the past few years, she's been in and out of the hospital for exhaustion. Read more...

A Guy Wants to Hire a Fake Family to Help Get a Better Job

Do companies want to hire happy, responsible, family men over sloppy, horny, bachelors?  The answer is almost definitely yes, right?  So what do you do if you are a sloppy, horny, bachelor? Read more...

Does the Season You Were Born in Affect Your Personality?

 If you believe in the whole astrology thing, maybe you'll hear this and say DUH.  But now there's some actual science behind it.  According to a new study, the season you were born might determine certain things about your PERSONALITY. Read more...

A Drunk Guy Was Busted for Giving a Cop a Double Wet Willy

Around 2:20 in the morning on Saturday, a cop was standing on the street, talking to a bus driver near a bar in Mankato, Minnesota.  (About 80 miles southwest of Minneapolis.) Read more...

A Guy Left His Bag of Drugs on a Bus . . . and Was Arrested When He Checked the Lost and Found

 If you leave something valuable on a city bus, it probably WON'T turn up at the lost and found.  But obviously it's worth checking anyway . . . or at least it USUALLY is. Read more...

A 22-Year-Old Tells His Dad He's Dropping Out of College . . . So His Dad Pulls Out a Gun and Tells Him to Reconsider

Let's call this the 2014 evolution of that old "Stay in School" ad campaign.  These days, we want less talk and more FIREPOWER, baby. Read more...

A French Guy Was Thrown Off an American Airlines Flight Because He Smelled Bad . . . Now He's Filed a Complaint

There's a stereotype that French people smell bad . . . and we're not saying it's true or false.  But we WILL say that if it IS true, and you out-stink HUNDREDS of other French people simultaneously . . . bravo. Read more...

Parents Are Five Times More Likely Than Kids to Cry on the First Day of School

 Over the past few weeks and the next few weeks, thousands of kids will go to school for the very first time . . . and naturally, there will be some tears. Read more...

Women Are Going Nuts Over a Mugshot of a Hot Felon

The police in Stockton, California did a sweep for felons who illegally owned guns on Wednesday, and in the process, they've accidentally made the ladies go crazy. Read more...

A Cop Who Caught His Wife Having Sex With His Dad Has Been Suspended For Four Years

Just in time for Father's Day, here's a story that proves no matter HOW bad your relationship is with your dad . . . it's not THIS bad. Read more...

Celebrity Souls Now for Sale on Etsy

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching Jennifer Lawrence sell pure, dystopian angst as Katniss or win over legions of fans by tripping on red carpets, you really just want to bottle up her essence and save it for a rainy day? Of course you do. We all do. Read more...

A Woman Crunched Her Waist With a Corset and Got Huge Implants to Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

We’ve all dreamed of having the hourglass figure of Jessica Rabbit in that slinky red dress but Penny Brown, 25, has actually gone and turned herself into the sexy cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Read more...

A Man Is Arrested For Trying to Shoot the Moon

No matter what kind of range your gun has, it can't do THIS. Read more...

A Woman Catfishes Her Niece . . . and Finds the Niece Wants Her Killed

A woman in Fosters, Alabama has been taking care of her 19-year-old niece, Marissa Williams . . . and she felt like Marissa was getting too RISKY on Facebook.  Marissa would meet strange guys on Facebook and invite them over. Read more...

A 29-Year-Old Woman With 10,000 Hello Kitty Items Somehow Can't Get a Boyfriend

29-year-old Natasha Goldsmith is a horse trainer in Exeter, England.  And she's single.  But there's NO QUESTION why . . . she's ADDICTED to Hello Kitty. Read more...

A Guy Got Stuck at the Airport Alone . . . and Made a Music Video for the Song "All by Myself" Using His iPhone

Some guy recently got stuck all night at the airport in Las Vegas while no one else was there. So he passed the time by using his iPhone to film a ridiculous music video, where he lip syncs the song "All by Myself" . . . the Celine Dion version. Read more...

A Guy Almost Loses His Leg When the Ambulance Driver Stops to Pick Up Hitchhikers

60-year-old Glenn Buscombe of Cornwall, England started feeling a massive pain in his right leg back on April 6th.  He called for an ambulance, and the paramedic rushed him to the hospital with a severe blood clot. Read more...

People Are Outraged Over a Woman Breastfeeding Her Baby at Her College Graduation

25-year-old Karlesha Thurman just graduated from California State University, Long Beach.  And she posted a photo from the ceremony on Facebook that made the Internet go CRAZY. Read more...

A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Motorized Beer Cooler

You don't have to be driving a car or truck to get a DUI . . . we've heard of people getting DUIs on bikes, horses, riding mowers, golf carts, and Segways.  And now, we've got something new to add to that list. Read more...

A Quarter of Us Are Friends with Someone's Pet on Facebook

Chances are you have at least one friend who talks about their pet like it's their kid.  Unfortunately, a lot of us are ENCOURAGING that type of behavior. Read more...