Two Cops Get Into a Head-On Collision When One Runs a Red Light

Distracted driving is dangerous for everyone, even the people who can't get a ticket for doing it. 35-year-old Robert Harrington is a police officer in Syracuse, New York.  He was driving in his cop car on Tuesday morning and wasn't watching the road, he was looking down at his computer. Read more...

Ten Things to Do When You Forget Someone's Name

You know how you forget someone's name immediately after you're introduced?  Don't worry, we all do it.  But there are ten ways to remind yourself without looking like a jerk, if you're slick about it. Read more...

Drunk Woman Abused 911 System Multiple Times

Believe it or not, 911 is not a cop delivery service. 44-year-old Laurel Berryman was at the House of Blues in Lake Buena Vista, Florida on Saturday night, and she was drinking HEAVILY.  Eventually she got SO drunk that the club decided to throw her out. Read more...

The Five Dumbest Reasons Drivers Have Stopped on the Shoulder

When someone stops on the shoulder of a highway, there'd better be a good reason, because it makes hundreds of other idiots slow down for no reason. Here's a list of the five dumbest excuses cops have heard from people who pulled onto the shoulder . . . Read more...

Someone's Terrorizing a Neighborhood in Oregon by Vandalizing Cars With Pastries

Maybe this is just my donut-loving side talking, but I'm less offended by this crime and more offended by the grotesque waste of delicious baked goods.  There's a neighborhood in Hillsboro, Oregon that's being terrorized right now, by someone vandalizing cars with pastires. Read more...

Saying "Um" Means You're a Good Human Being

Do you find yourself saying "um" or "uh" a lot? Well, good news:  That just means you're a better person than someone who talks all slick and smooth. Read more...

Is Black and White is the New Orange?

A county jail in Michigan is going back to those old-fashioned jumpsuits with the horizontal black-and-white stripes.  You know, the ones prisoners wore in old movies, before jails and prisons switched to beige or orange ones instead. Read more...

New Photo Trend Alert: 'Fakecationing', Where You Take Fake Vacation Photos

Do you feel like a loser when your friends on Facebook are constantly posting incredible vacation photos from around the world?  Well now, you can make them feel like garbage without even leaving your house. Read more...

Ten Tips for Cyberstalking Like a Pro

Everybody stalks someone online.  Don't deny it, you know you're guilty.  So if you're going to do it, you might as well be good at it.  Here are ten tips for cyberstalking like a pro. Read more...

Women Are Going Nuts Over a Mugshot of a Hot Felon

The police in Stockton, California did a sweep for felons who illegally owned guns on Wednesday, and in the process, they've accidentally made the ladies go crazy. Read more...

A Cop Who Caught His Wife Having Sex With His Dad Has Been Suspended For Four Years

Just in time for Father's Day, here's a story that proves no matter HOW bad your relationship is with your dad . . . it's not THIS bad. Read more...

Celebrity Souls Now for Sale on Etsy

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching Jennifer Lawrence sell pure, dystopian angst as Katniss or win over legions of fans by tripping on red carpets, you really just want to bottle up her essence and save it for a rainy day? Of course you do. We all do. Read more...

A Woman Crunched Her Waist With a Corset and Got Huge Implants to Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

We’ve all dreamed of having the hourglass figure of Jessica Rabbit in that slinky red dress but Penny Brown, 25, has actually gone and turned herself into the sexy cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Read more...

A Man Is Arrested For Trying to Shoot the Moon

No matter what kind of range your gun has, it can't do THIS. Read more...

A Woman Catfishes Her Niece . . . and Finds the Niece Wants Her Killed

A woman in Fosters, Alabama has been taking care of her 19-year-old niece, Marissa Williams . . . and she felt like Marissa was getting too RISKY on Facebook.  Marissa would meet strange guys on Facebook and invite them over. Read more...

A 29-Year-Old Woman With 10,000 Hello Kitty Items Somehow Can't Get a Boyfriend

29-year-old Natasha Goldsmith is a horse trainer in Exeter, England.  And she's single.  But there's NO QUESTION why . . . she's ADDICTED to Hello Kitty. Read more...

A Guy Got Stuck at the Airport Alone . . . and Made a Music Video for the Song "All by Myself" Using His iPhone

Some guy recently got stuck all night at the airport in Las Vegas while no one else was there. So he passed the time by using his iPhone to film a ridiculous music video, where he lip syncs the song "All by Myself" . . . the Celine Dion version. Read more...

A Guy Almost Loses His Leg When the Ambulance Driver Stops to Pick Up Hitchhikers

60-year-old Glenn Buscombe of Cornwall, England started feeling a massive pain in his right leg back on April 6th.  He called for an ambulance, and the paramedic rushed him to the hospital with a severe blood clot. Read more...

People Are Outraged Over a Woman Breastfeeding Her Baby at Her College Graduation

25-year-old Karlesha Thurman just graduated from California State University, Long Beach.  And she posted a photo from the ceremony on Facebook that made the Internet go CRAZY. Read more...

A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Motorized Beer Cooler

You don't have to be driving a car or truck to get a DUI . . . we've heard of people getting DUIs on bikes, horses, riding mowers, golf carts, and Segways.  And now, we've got something new to add to that list. Read more...

A Quarter of Us Are Friends with Someone's Pet on Facebook

Chances are you have at least one friend who talks about their pet like it's their kid.  Unfortunately, a lot of us are ENCOURAGING that type of behavior. Read more...

A 68-Year-Old Woman Is Arrested For Having Public Sex at Her Retirement Community

Wondering what your parents will do if they ever retire down to Florida?  This is what they'll do.  Exactly this. Read more...

A Guy Wants to Get Out of His Burger King Shift Early . . . So His Brother Calls in a Bomb Threat

A guy working at a Burger King in Norwich, England back on March 6th wanted to get out of work early.  So he called his brother, 18-year-old Luke Brown, and asked him to figure out how to get him out. Read more...

A Guy Smuggled 40 Bags of Heroin in His Belly Button

 I know the "Guinness Book of World Records" people don't keep records on stuff like this . . . but this guy deserves some recognition. Read more...

Meet the 31-Year-Old Guy Who Says He's "Wired" to Date Women in Their 90s

At some point, every guy wonders what it'd be like with an older woman.  This guy fantasizes about what it'd be like with the OLDEST woman. Read more...