Super Drunk Woman Arrested, Mistook Jail for Bar

If you live in a rural area and you're a heavy drinker, you pretty much know where ALL the bars are, right? Well, apparently heavy drinkers aren't always great with details. Read more...

The Ten Worst Cell Phone Habits

Expedia just released a huge global survey on cell phone etiquette. And the world agrees that these are the ten worst things you can do. Read more...

A Woman Tells 911 Her Sister Has Ebola, Just So They'll Show Up Faster

On Thursday, a woman in Columbus, Ohio who hasn't been identified called 911, and told them her sister had a high fever. Which could be an emergency. But if someone has a fever, you can usually just drive them to the hospital. Read more...

A Guy Wouldn't Pull Over Because His Wife Was in Labor, and It Started a High-Speed Chase

I'm not sure this guy made the right decision here.  But for the rest of his life, his wife can never accuse him of not listening.  On Tuesday, a woman in Pomeroy, Iowa named Rachel Kohnen went into labor, and her husband Ben started driving her to the hospital.   Read more...

Seven Great Things About Not Dating Anyone

If you've been feeling down lately because you're single and not getting any dates, listen up, because today we have a list of seven great things about not dating anyone . . . Read more...

A Third of Your Neighbors Are Spying on You, Here’s What They Notice

Here's something to freak you out: A third of your neighbors are SPYING ON YOU. A new survey commissioned by Yale University found that one in three homeowners admit they "spy" on their neighbors on a regular basis, and 10% have been caught doing it. Read more...

A 22-Year-Old Tells His Dad He's Dropping Out of College . . . So His Dad Pulls Out a Gun and Tells Him to Reconsider

Let's call this the 2014 evolution of that old "Stay in School" ad campaign.  These days, we want less talk and more FIREPOWER, baby. Read more...

A French Guy Was Thrown Off an American Airlines Flight Because He Smelled Bad . . . Now He's Filed a Complaint

There's a stereotype that French people smell bad . . . and we're not saying it's true or false.  But we WILL say that if it IS true, and you out-stink HUNDREDS of other French people simultaneously . . . bravo. Read more...

Parents Are Five Times More Likely Than Kids to Cry on the First Day of School

 Over the past few weeks and the next few weeks, thousands of kids will go to school for the very first time . . . and naturally, there will be some tears. Read more...

Women Are Going Nuts Over a Mugshot of a Hot Felon

The police in Stockton, California did a sweep for felons who illegally owned guns on Wednesday, and in the process, they've accidentally made the ladies go crazy. Read more...

A Cop Who Caught His Wife Having Sex With His Dad Has Been Suspended For Four Years

Just in time for Father's Day, here's a story that proves no matter HOW bad your relationship is with your dad . . . it's not THIS bad. Read more...

Celebrity Souls Now for Sale on Etsy

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching Jennifer Lawrence sell pure, dystopian angst as Katniss or win over legions of fans by tripping on red carpets, you really just want to bottle up her essence and save it for a rainy day? Of course you do. We all do. Read more...

A Woman Crunched Her Waist With a Corset and Got Huge Implants to Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

We’ve all dreamed of having the hourglass figure of Jessica Rabbit in that slinky red dress but Penny Brown, 25, has actually gone and turned herself into the sexy cartoon star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Read more...

A Man Is Arrested For Trying to Shoot the Moon

No matter what kind of range your gun has, it can't do THIS. Read more...

A Woman Catfishes Her Niece . . . and Finds the Niece Wants Her Killed

A woman in Fosters, Alabama has been taking care of her 19-year-old niece, Marissa Williams . . . and she felt like Marissa was getting too RISKY on Facebook.  Marissa would meet strange guys on Facebook and invite them over. Read more...

A 29-Year-Old Woman With 10,000 Hello Kitty Items Somehow Can't Get a Boyfriend

29-year-old Natasha Goldsmith is a horse trainer in Exeter, England.  And she's single.  But there's NO QUESTION why . . . she's ADDICTED to Hello Kitty. Read more...

A Guy Got Stuck at the Airport Alone . . . and Made a Music Video for the Song "All by Myself" Using His iPhone

Some guy recently got stuck all night at the airport in Las Vegas while no one else was there. So he passed the time by using his iPhone to film a ridiculous music video, where he lip syncs the song "All by Myself" . . . the Celine Dion version. Read more...

A Guy Almost Loses His Leg When the Ambulance Driver Stops to Pick Up Hitchhikers

60-year-old Glenn Buscombe of Cornwall, England started feeling a massive pain in his right leg back on April 6th.  He called for an ambulance, and the paramedic rushed him to the hospital with a severe blood clot. Read more...

People Are Outraged Over a Woman Breastfeeding Her Baby at Her College Graduation

25-year-old Karlesha Thurman just graduated from California State University, Long Beach.  And she posted a photo from the ceremony on Facebook that made the Internet go CRAZY. Read more...

A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Motorized Beer Cooler

You don't have to be driving a car or truck to get a DUI . . . we've heard of people getting DUIs on bikes, horses, riding mowers, golf carts, and Segways.  And now, we've got something new to add to that list. Read more...

A Quarter of Us Are Friends with Someone's Pet on Facebook

Chances are you have at least one friend who talks about their pet like it's their kid.  Unfortunately, a lot of us are ENCOURAGING that type of behavior. Read more...

A 68-Year-Old Woman Is Arrested For Having Public Sex at Her Retirement Community

Wondering what your parents will do if they ever retire down to Florida?  This is what they'll do.  Exactly this. Read more...

A Guy Wants to Get Out of His Burger King Shift Early . . . So His Brother Calls in a Bomb Threat

A guy working at a Burger King in Norwich, England back on March 6th wanted to get out of work early.  So he called his brother, 18-year-old Luke Brown, and asked him to figure out how to get him out. Read more...

A Guy Smuggled 40 Bags of Heroin in His Belly Button

 I know the "Guinness Book of World Records" people don't keep records on stuff like this . . . but this guy deserves some recognition. Read more...

Meet the 31-Year-Old Guy Who Says He's "Wired" to Date Women in Their 90s

At some point, every guy wonders what it'd be like with an older woman.  This guy fantasizes about what it'd be like with the OLDEST woman. Read more...