A Woman Is Using Tinder to Find Guys to Shovel Out Her Car

Women have to deal with a lot of crap on Tinder, like so many creepy, aggressive, and disturbing messages from guys they never should've swiped right on. But if men have to deal with this, they're getting the worse end of the deal. Read more...

A Neighbor Attacks a Guy For Voluntarily Shoveling the Snow in Front of His House

Everyone's so on EDGE these days, you can't even shovel an old lady's snow without someone thinking you're doing it to SPITE them. 24-year-old William Immke of Eastlake, Ohio lives next door to a disabled old woman, and volunteered to shovel the snow in front of her house on Sunday so she should get out safely. Read more...

A Woman Is Suing a Restaurant for $100,000, Because They Weren't Nice to Her on Valentine's Day

Back on Valentine's Day, Kathleen Hampton of Portland, Oregon had dinner reservations with her husband at a place called Enzo's Caffe Italiano. But her husband decided to bail because he ate a big lunch. Read more...

The Nine Most Offensive Smelling Things People Eat at Work

There's nothing like sitting at your desk when the smell of a coworker's tuna starts wafting through the office like a poisonous gas. ; And you almost wish it WAS poisonous and would kill you, just to get you away from the smell. Read more...

A Guy Shattered His Leg Trying to Recreate a Move From "Dirty Dancing"

If you're gonna get hurt recreating a move from "Dirty Dancing", at LEAST do the one at the end where Patrick Swayze lifts Jennifer Grey above his head and spins her like a helicopter. 28-year-old Gary Mackay of Inverness, Scotland managed to get hurt doing a "Dirty Dancing" move that's WAY less complicated OR epic. Read more...

Scientists Have Created New Music Specifically For Cats

Your cat hates your music, even if you're playing "Cat Scratch Fever", the original cast recording of "Cats", or "Opposites Attract" by Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat. Yes, even THEY hate MC Skat Kat. Scientists at the University of Wisconsin and University of Maryland have created brand new music specifically for CATS. Read more...

A Guy Was Busted With a Container Labeled "Not Weed", But Guess What Was Inside?

It takes impressive detective work to see through a Jedi mind trick like this, so bravo to the cops who pulled it off. Police in Lincoln, Nebraska pulled over 21-year-old Jordan Meier on Saturday night for drunk driving. Read more...

You Can Buy Mint and Vanilla Flavored Green Milk For St. Patrick's Day

If you want green milk for St. Patrick's Day, what do you do? You could add green food coloring to your milk, but that's no fun. You could buy a Shamrock Shake and wait for it to melt, but who has the willpower not to drink it right away? This year, there's FINALLY a better solution. Read more...

A Guy Ran Around Hollywood With a Fake Oscar and Got VIP Treatment

Some random guy ran around Hollywood with a fake Academy Award on Oscar night last weekend, and got VIP treatment everywhere he went. His name is Mark David Christenson, and he just did it as a stunt to see if he could get away with it. Read more...

What Will Your Body Do This Year?

Give us your best guess, how many times do you pass gas each day? Well, including the time you're asleep, the average is 15 times a day. If you do the math, that's 5,475 times a year. Read more...

21% of People Will Buy Their Pet a Valentine's Day Present

Look, my dog DESERVES a Valentine's Day gift, and other people agree with me. Read more...

Kenny G is at Least Partly Responsible for the Starbucks Frappuccino

As you jumpstart your day this morning by gulping down that Starbucks Frappuccino, know this:  You have KENNY G to thank for it. Read more...

A Weather Map Said the Temperature Was Over 2,000 Degrees . . . So the Weatherman Just Went With It

We're not sure if this was a glitch, or someone punched in the wrong numbers.  But on Tuesday night, the weather map for a local news station in Phoenix said the temperature in some parts of Arizona was up over TWO THOUSAND degrees. Read more...

A Guy Buries His Dead Cat . . . Only to Have Him Show Up Alive Five Days Later

 The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats.  So by that standard, we've just found the next biggest Internet celebrity. Read more...

GoDaddy.com Did a Brilliant "Lost Puppy" Ad to Mock Budweiser, But Animal Lovers Freaked Out

GoDaddy.com released a BRILLIANT Super Bowl ad yesterday mocking those Budweiser "puppy" commercials.  But animal lovers absolutely LOST IT, so it's been pulled. Read more...

A Guy Brags on Facebook About His 16 Warrants . . . and Is Immediately Arrested

 I'm not sure I'll EVER get sick of idiots who brag about their crimes on Facebook, then get arrested as a result.  Millennial criminals are the best. Read more...

A Guy Takes a Polygraph Test to Become a Cop . . . and Accidentally Reveals He's a Sex Offender

I thought the worst thing that could happen in a job interview was not getting the job . . . and maybe embarrassing yourself in the process. But 29-year-old Joseph White of Hartstown, Pennsylvania just set the bar WAY higher. Read more...

A Guy Driving in the Carpool Lane Was Pulled Over With Two Other People in the Car . . . Who He'd Kidnapped

This is one of the better excuses to drive in the carpool lane we've heard . . . and also the most fitting way possible for this guy to get caught. Read more...

You Can Pay $35,000 to Find a Baby Name No Other Baby Has

Parents today are on a never-ending quest to find a UNIQUE baby name . . . even getting to the point where they're finding ways to spell Kevin with a "q."  Quevin . . . Queevin . . . Kequin . . . you get the point. Read more...

A Bank Robber Is Busted When He Stops During His Getaway For Some Chicken and Biscuits

This is a terrible endorsement for this guy's bank robbery skills . . . but a hell of an endorsement for the deliciousness of chicken. Read more...

A Guy Drove Through a Car Wash at Full Speed

On Friday, an old guy in Sacramento, California drove through a car wash at FULL SPEED.  It's not clear what happened, he was confused and slammed on the gas.  But from the video, he looks like he was doing about 30 miles an hour. Read more...

The Ten Most Ridiculous Things People Have Done in Job Interviews

CareerBuilder.com just released a new survey on ways people have totally BOMBED job interviews.  They asked more than 2,000 hiring managers for the most ridiculous things they've seen.  Here are the ten best responses . . . Read more...

A Bus Driver Stops a Few Feet Past a Stop . . . So a Passenger Throws a Live Grenade at Him?

This is pretty much the epitome of an OVERREACTION . . . and one that almost killed a bunch of people for absolutely NO reason. Read more...

39% of People Would Use a Coupon on a First Date

If you watched ANY female stand-up comic in the '80s, she probably talked about a guy who used a COUPON during a first date.  There was NOTHING a guy could do more taboo than a first date coupon. Read more...

A Cop Collapses, and the Kid He's Arresting Helps Save His Life

 Back in September, a cop in Fort Lauderdale, Florida named Franklin Foulks was in the middle of booking a 17-year-old kid named Jamal Rutledge for burglary, and they were alone together in a room. Read more...