Six Signs You're the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Ladies, if you've been having trouble getting over a breakup, here are six signs you've become the 'crazy ex-girlfriend' that guys talk about. Read more...

Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Is Arrested for Drug Possession

There's a 34-year-old guy in Fort Lauderdale, Florida whose real name is Edward Cocaine. And fittingly, he was just busted for drug possession. But not possession of cocaine. Come on, man. He's not that much of a walking personification of irony. Read more...

What's Something You Can't Believe Is Socially Acceptable Today?

We'd all like to think society has changed for the better, but what's something you can't bleieve is socially acceptable today? Here are 10 of the top answers: Read more...

The Top 10 Ways You Embarrass Your Kids Online

We've got a top 10 list here of the ways you embarrass your kids online. But really, you know EVERYTHING you do embarrasses your kids online. Read more...

A Guy Claims He Has Kardashian Phobia, Just Seeing Them on TV Makes Him Throw Up

Hating on the Kardashians is definitely going after low-hanging fruit, and this guy is vomiting up that low-hanging fruit. 24-year-old Mike Amess is a retail assistant in Exeter, England, and he says he has the world's first case of Kardashian Phobia. Whenever he sees a Kardashian on TV or hears their voices, he breaks out into a cold sweat, and gets nauseous. Read more...

Has the Beard Trend Peaked?

We've been in a pretty long pro-facial hair period, especially beards. It seems like women have been all about beards for at least five or six years now. But it looks like the whole beards thing may have finally peaked. Read more...

A Company in Vegas Is Offering Private Flights Specifically So You Can Join the Mile-High Club

Joining the mile-high club is a pretty common fantasy, but not many people actually do it, because you don't want to be caught humping on a plane and face all kinds of federal obscenity charges. Read more...

A New Burger Features an Entire Cheeseburger Cooked Inside Another Patty

Ever since Pizza Hut stuffed cheese in a pizza crust, people have been coming up with more and more creative ways to make unhealthy food even less healthy by stuffing.  This burger takes that to a whole other level. Read more...

A Woman Wouldn't Stop Singing "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead" When Her Mother-In-Law Died . . . So Her Husband Locked Her in a Shed

Last month, a 42-year-old guy in England named Andrew Salmon was trying to mourn the death of his mother.  But he was having trouble . . . because his 42-year-old wife Beverley wouldn't stop singing, "Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead". Read more...

A Woman Sets Her Boyfriend's Car on Fire Because He Refused to Buy Her a McFlurry

Remember when you were a kid and you'd throw a TANTRUM when your parents wouldn't get you what you wanted at McDonald's?  This is what happens when a stone cold lunatic throws one of those tantrums as an ADULT. Read more...

A Woman Caught a Subway Worker Drying Their Socks in the Bread Oven . . . So Subway Offered Her a Job and Two Free Sandwiches

There's a 25-year-old named Alice Sykes who works at a Subway in Worcester, England.  And earlier this month, her socks got wet in a flood on the way to work . . . so she put them in the BREAD OVEN to dry off. Read more...

Singing Out Loud Is the Most Popular Thing to Do While Driving . . . Here's the Top Ten

If you've been singing along to the radio today, so have about half the people you're sitting in traffic with.  According to a new survey, it's the most popular thing people do while driving.  Here's the top ten. Read more...

A Guy at Taco Bell Hit a Stranger in the Head With a Chair . . . For Burping Without Saying "Excuse Me"

Just because you're at Taco Bell doesn't mean manners go out the window.  And you might get served up some WWE-style justice if you forget. Read more...

Eight Things We Do That Servers Hate

If you've ever wondered if your waiter or waitress secretly hates you, the answer is . . . probably.  "Fox News" put together a list of eight things we do that servers HATE Read more...

The Five Dance Moves That Make Men More Attractive to Women

A new study found the dance moves that make men more attractive to women:  Move your head . . . keep your wrists loose . . . move your left shoulder . . . and make sure your right leg swivels at the knee. Read more...

Five Idiotic Dates Inspired By the Oscars

The Oscars are Sunday, so the website Your Tango came up with five idiotic date ideas inspired by this year's nominees . . . Read more...

A Woman Walks Up to a News Crew Reporting on Her Mother's Stabbing, and Confesses

A 61-year-old woman was repeatedly STABBED in her apartment around 3:30 A.M. on Tuesday, in Knoxville, Tennessee.  Luckily she survived, but barely. Read more...

Update on Olympic Medals

We won two more medals in Sochi yesterday.  But overall, it was a somewhat disappointing day for the U.S. Read more...

There's a New App To Help You Fight Parking Tickets

When you get a parking ticket, even an unfair one, you probably just pay it, right?  Because it seems like a huge hassle to fight it, and you'll probably lose anyway. Read more...

The Ten Most Annoying Things Men Do, According to Women

When you've been with someone a while, pretty much EVERYTHING they do starts to annoy you.  But according to a new survey, here are the ten things MEN do that annoy women the MOST. Read more...

A Woman Had $42,000 in Plastic Surgery to Look Like Barbie, Now She's Having Treatments to Become Dumb Like Barbie?

Plenty of sad, misguided women have spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look like a BARBIE DOLL.  But none of them has committed to it like THIS woman. Read more...

A Guy Won a Million Dollar Lottery Jackpot, After Playing the Same Numbers for 20 Years

So, you didn't win last night's $400 million Powerball drawing.  But the fantasy is that if you just keep buying tickets, someday it'll pay off. Read more...

A Woman Thinks She's Giving Birth to Identical Triplets, But...

Last week, 42-year-old Kimberly Fugate of Jayess, Mississippi went into labor, and was gearing up to give birth to TRIPLETS. Read more...

A Woman Spends a Night in Jail For Keeping a Rented VHS Tape For Nine Years

Back in 2005, when Kayla Finley of Pickens, South Carolina was 18, she rented a VHS copy of "Monster-in-Law" from a video store called Dalton Videos.  Now, nine years later, Kayla is 27. . . and STILL has that VHS of "Monster-in-Law"
If you've been lucky enough to block "Monster-in-Law" out of your memory, it was a "comedy" with JENNIFER LOPEZ and JANE FONDA. Read more...

Groupon Did a Massive President's Day Deal in Honor of "Former President" Alexander Hamilton, Who Was Never President

The good people at Groupon wanted to get in on President's Day this year, so they decided to give people $10 off on purchases of $40 or more. Read more...