A Woman Attacks an Ice Cream Store Employee For Not Giving Her Enough Sprinkles

I sympathize with the woman in this story. Because if I order sprinkles on my ice cream cone, even though I'm a fully grown adult, I really DO want a whole mess of sprinkles on that damn cone. A woman was at an ice cream shop in Mason County, Michigan last weekend, and ordered sprinkles as her topping. Read more...

Someone Broke Into a Car and Stole a Pair of Sunglasses, But Left a $1 Million Lottery Ticket

Someone in Seattle broke into a car a few weeks back, but there wasn't much to steal. The only thing they took was a pair of sunglasses. Or at least they THOUGHT that was the only thing worth stealing. After the break-in, the couple who own the car started going through it, and found an old Powerball ticket, that turned out to be worth a MILLION BUCKS. Read more...

30 People Are Kicked Out of a Hotel After a Fight Over the Waffle Maker

With the way people get territorial and greedy at hotel breakfast buffets, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. A woman was at the free breakfast buffet at an America's Best Value Inn in Pere Marquette Township, Michigan on Sunday, and wanted to use the Belgian waffle maker. Read more...

A Guy Whose First Name is "Notorious" Was Arrested For Stealing

If you stick your kid with the name "Notorious," you kind of HAVE to see a life of crime coming, right? There's a 20-year-old guy in Alamance County, North Carolina whose REAL NAME is Notorious Neal, and he was arrested on Sunday for stealing. Read more...

The Ten Craziest Baby Names Last Year Include Swastik, Ruckus, and Sadman

The Social Security Administration keeps statistics on baby names, but they only include names that went to at least five kids in the country. The website Nameberry.com dug through last year's list, and least five poor babies have been cursed with these ten ridiculous names. Read more...

Half of Us Always Order the Second-Cheapest Wine on the Menu

None of us know anything about wine, but for some reason we're all embarrassed to admit it. So how do we fake it? By ordering a bottle that makes us LOOK like we know what we're doing, but doesn't destroy our wallet either. Read more...

The Four Most Random Things Guys Have Tried to Grill

I've eaten a few barbecue chicken pizzas in my life, but I never thought I'd have to say this, you know the entire thing isn't LITERALLY made on a barbecue, right? A new survey found a decent number of men have tried grilling ridiculous things. Read more...

A Guy Robs a Store Wearing a Jersey With His Name on the Back

Here's another reason why grown men shouldn't wear sports jerseys in public. Unless they're going to a game. But even then, maybe not.  24-year-old Paul Benson of Belfast, Northern Ireland robbed a grocery store earlier this year. Read more...

The Ten Smells We Love Most, And the Ten We Hate

There's something addicting about a good smell, which makes it even more confusing that I only shower like once every three days. A new survey found the ten smells people love most, and the ten smells we HATE most. Read more...

A Senator's Phone Rang in the Middle of a Congressional Hearing . . . and His Ringtone Is "Let It Go"

A Senator's phone rang and interrupted a Congressional hearing in Washington yesterday.  And it was extra embarrassing because his ringtone is the song "Let It Go" from "Frozen". Read more...

A Guy With Two Wives Was Busted . . . Thanks to the Ice Bucket Challenge

 It's been almost a year since the ice bucket challenge, and it's STILL making the world a better place.  Not necessarily for people with ALS . . . we have no idea if it's helped them yet.  But in the meantime, it's fighting a little bit of crime. Read more...

ESPN Reporter Britt McHenry Insulted a Tow Truck Employee and Got Suspended

ESPN suspended reporter BRITT MCHENRY for one week, after video of her going off on a parking lot attendant hit the Web.  And it's easy to see why they took her off the air.  She goes full-on MEAN GIRL on her victim.  It's really kind of infuriating. Read more...

An Epic Promotional Video From Sizzler

There's a promotional video for Sizzler that's all over Facebook.  It's from 1991, and it's so cheesy it seems fake.  It's almost five minutes long, and it's filled with enough corny, patriotic clichés to fill ten campaign ads.  Read more...

A Suspicious Package Caused Evacuations in Alabama . . . But it Turned Out to be an Easter Egg

The police in Birmingham, Alabama got a report about a SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE across the street from their headquarters on Tuesday afternoon . . . so they evacuated the area and sent in the bomb squad. Read more...

A Burglar Is Caught Because of His Crocs

This REALLY serves this guy right for wearing Crocs to important events. Read more...

Top Ten Phrases You Should Stop Using at Work

A recent article on LinkedIn listed a bunch of cliché phrases people use too much at work.  You can get away with them every now and then.  But if you say them CONSTANTLY, you start annoying people.  Here are the top ten . . . Read more...

Yes or B.S.: April Fools' Pranks That Have Gotten People Arrested

It's time for "Yes or B.S."  We give you a statement, and you decide YES, it's true . . . or NO, it's total B.S.  The topic is April Fools' Day pranks that have gotten people ARRESTED.  You have to decide if these are REAL, or made up. Read more...

A Guy's Girlfriend and His Ex Both Jumped Into a River to See Who He'd Rescue

21-year-old Wu Hsia of Ningbo, China broke up with his 20-year-old girlfriend Jun Tang a few months ago.  Now he's dating 22-year-old Rong Tsao. Read more...

In the New Version of Monopoly, Boardwalk Is Replaced by Pierre, South Dakota?

Monopoly turns 80 this year, so Hasbro is putting out a new version this fall where all the property spaces are American cities.  They've done it before, but everything is being updated. Read more...

Will You Skip Out on Work, the Gym, and Family Time to Watch March Madness?

If you have a bunch of coworkers mysteriously out 'sick' right now, don't worry . . . they just want to watch basketball! Read more...

What Will Your Body Do This Year?

Give us your best guess, how many times do you pass gas each day? Well, including the time you're asleep, the average is 15 times a day. If you do the math, that's 5,475 times a year. Read more...

21% of People Will Buy Their Pet a Valentine's Day Present

Look, my dog DESERVES a Valentine's Day gift, and other people agree with me. Read more...

Kenny G is at Least Partly Responsible for the Starbucks Frappuccino

As you jumpstart your day this morning by gulping down that Starbucks Frappuccino, know this:  You have KENNY G to thank for it. Read more...

A Weather Map Said the Temperature Was Over 2,000 Degrees . . . So the Weatherman Just Went With It

We're not sure if this was a glitch, or someone punched in the wrong numbers.  But on Tuesday night, the weather map for a local news station in Phoenix said the temperature in some parts of Arizona was up over TWO THOUSAND degrees. Read more...

A Guy Buries His Dead Cat . . . Only to Have Him Show Up Alive Five Days Later

 The Internet is obsessed with both zombies and cats.  So by that standard, we've just found the next biggest Internet celebrity. Read more...