Earlier this month, 31-year-old Alfredo Malespini of Bradford, Pennsylvania got into a drunken fight with his wife over his AFFAIR.  And during the fight, Alfredo wanted to take off his wedding ring, but couldn't get it off his finger. 

So he switched to Plan B, which was grabbing his GUN and SHOOTING the ring off his finger.  Believe it or not, that turned out poorly.  Alfredo ended up blowing off most of his finger, but amazingly, the ring STAYED ON the MANGLED STUMP that was left.  

He was taken to the hospital.  There's no word on whether the doctors were able to reattach or repair his finger.  Alfredo was also arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and reckless endangerment.  He'll make his first court appearance next week.
 

(Huffington Post) 
 

Here's a photo of Alfredo.  He works as a prison guard or, at least, he used to before all this went down, and he's wearing the uniform here.