Important and Mature News . . . It is Safe to Eat Your Own Poop
Here's some very important news for mature, respectable adults like us. According to doctors, it IS safe to eat your own poop. Gawker.com asked four doctors around the country and they all reached the same conclusion. Feces is filled with bacteria, but it's YOUR bacteria, so if you eat it, you'll probably be okay.
BUT, it would be VERY bad for you to eat poop from an unhealthy person. Because then you're welcoming THEIR bacteria into your body, and you don't want to do that. Since it's hard to tell whether or not someone has a healthy digestive system, you're probably better off not eating their feces.
The more you know . . .