Sure, drinking alcohol can make you chubby.  But if you're afraid it won't make you chubby ENOUGH, here's a product you'll want to check out.  And it also happens to make an excellent Christmas gift.

There's a company in New York that sells WINE ICE CREAM.  It's 5% alcohol-by-volume and still tastes like real ice cream, so you can get drunk AND eat dessert at the same time.

It comes in flavors like Peach White Zinfandel and Chocolate Cabernet.  Each pint costs $8 and they'll ship anywhere in the U.S. by packing it in dry ice.

(Foodbeast) 

(Here's the website.)