On Saturday, EVERYONE at two bars called El Jinete and Friends Sports Grill in Dacula, Georgia was focused on the Georgia-Alabama college football game, to decide who'd play for the national championship.  Except for a 46-year-old woman named Jana Lawrence.  She was mostly focused on RUBBING CROTCHES.

Apparently, during the game, Jana was extraordinarily drunk and GRABBY.  She groped men's junk AND women's junk around the bar, all with her pants slipping lower and lower.  She also apparently licked a guy.

That doesn't sound necessarily like a bad thing, a huge football game AND some free stimulation, but Jana looks like she's had a ROUGH 46 years.  If she'd been HOT, people probably would've let this slide.  But sadly, that wasn't the case.

So the cops eventually came and arrested her for sexual battery, simple battery, public indecency, and public drunkenness.  At the jail, a female deputy told Jana she was going to search her, and Jana asked the deputy if she wanted a girlfriend.

(Dacula Patch / Deadspin)