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A Wedding in Japan Went Bad When the Groom Brought Along His Nintendo, So His Virtual Girlfriend Could Attend

11/29/2012

On the list of RED FLAGS in a marriage, this should be at the top.  A guy could have an orgy the night before his wedding and STILL be a better candidate than this guy.  On Saturday, a wedding in Japan went wrong when the groom pulled out his Nintendo DS.  He plays a game on it called Love Plus, and in the game he has a VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND named NeNe.

And he wanted NeNe to be 'at' his wedding, even though it was to another woman.  He even gave NeNe her OWN PLACE SETTING at the wedding, so he could introduce her to his family.  It was right around then that his real-life bride FREAKED OUT and told him it had gone too far.

He ultimately made the right decision, and let his wife SMASH the Nintendo DS with a wooden mallet to end his relationship with NeNe.  He even joined in on the smashing to show he was serious.  I'm sure their marriage is going to go great. 

 

(Escapist)