Next Tuesday, PRESIDENT OBAMA and MITT ROMNEY are doing a town hall-style debate at Hofstra University in New York, where people in the crowd can ask them questions.  And it just got interesting.  Not because of what they'll say, but because of how YOU can selfishly commandeer the entire thing for your own GLUTTONY.

Pizza Hut is offering FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE if you can get into the town hall, get on the mic to ask the candidates a question, and make that question:  "Do you prefer sausage or pepperoni on your pizza?"

Pizza Hut says they're not THAT worried about turning the presidential debate into a publicity stunt or a farce.  "We recognize there are a lot of serious issues to be debated, but we also know a lot less serious, but no less important, ones are being discussed every night inside houses across the country." 

(Gawker / MarketWatch)