That fried chicken they sell at the grocery store deli counter is perfectly acceptable fried chicken.  But it's not KFC.  And when you want KFC, it is NOT a viable alternative.  Still, THIS is an overreaction. 

Earlier this year, 46-year-old David Bell of Hartlepool, England was VERY DRUNK on half a bottle of whiskey, and four large cans of beer.  His 76-year-old father Norman Bell was going out, and David asked him to pick up some KFC.

Instead, Norman bought some fried chicken from the grocery store.  And when David tried it and realized it wasn't KFC, he lost it.  David lunged at his dad to try to HEADBUTT him.  As Norman dodged it, he fell down, broke his hip, and had to have it surgically repaired.

David was on trial last week, and Norman actually asked the court to send him to REHAB, not jail.  The judge agreed and gave David a 12-month suspended sentence as long as he gets treatment for his drinking.

(Daily Mail)