Earlier this year, 24-year-old David Monteith of Londonderry, in Northern Ireland, got out of prison.  And the next day, he decided to ROB a guy.  But his only available weapon was a bottle of vodka.  So he approached a random man from Bulgaria on the street and threatened to hit him with the bottle if the man didn't hand over his cash, phone, and watch.

Instead, the Bulgarian man PUNCHED David in the face, AND STOLE THE VODKA.  Then he ran off.  David chased him, demanding the vodka back, but police stopped him and arrested him.  David was sentenced to two years in prison for attempted robbery. 

(BBC)