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One Direction May Have Been Exposed to Koala Chlamydia

4/24/2012

ONE DIRECTION is now touring Australia and New Zealand, where they have been freaking out teenage girls, and exposing themselves to KOALA CHLAMYDIA.

The guys recently "cuddled" with a local three-year-old koala named Kat.  But apparently Kat got a little nervous because she PEED on HARRY STYLES, "The Hot One", and LIAM PAYNE, "The One with Only One Kidney".

Later, the boys learned that 80% of koalas reportedly have Chlamydia, a sexually-transmitted disease, which according to AOL can cause severe pink eye, the inability to control one's bowels, inflammation of the prostate gland and kidney damage.

Supposedly, it's "unlikely" that Chlamydia could be transferred from koalas to humans, but it isn't impossible.  And that has the boys worried.  Especially Liam, who's already down a kidney.  He says, "I'm genuinely scared.  This is worrying.  I'd have never picked the thing up if I'd known." 

There's a video news report on this at HeatWorld.com.  And you can see pictures of the boys with Kat here:

 

 

 

--Supposedly, it's "unlikely" that Chlamydia could be transferred from koalas to humans, but it isn't impossible.

 

 

--And that has the boys worried.  Especially Liam, who's already down a kidney.

 

 

--He says, quote, "I'm genuinely scared.  This is worrying.  I'd have never picked the thing up if I'd known."  (--He wouldn't be the first ignorant guy to unknowingly pick something up with Chlamydia.)

 

 

(--There's a video news report on this at HeatWorld.com.  And you can find pictures of the boys with Kat at the "Sun's" website.)