ASHTON KUTCHER is old news, with emphasis on the "OLD".  Because DEMI MOORE reportedly has a new man, and he's almost HALF HER AGE.  His name is VITO SCHNABEL, and he's 26.  Demi just turned 50 earlier this month.  And Ashton is a shriveled-up 34.  Vito is an art dealer and the son of artist and director JULIAN SCHNABEL.   (Julian directed a few movies you may have heard of:  "Basquait", "Before Night Falls" and "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly".  And at 61, he's a lot closer to Demi's age than his son.)

Demi and Vito reportedly met at a party in India earlier this month.  A source says, "They were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests."  Vito previously exchanged bodily fluids with ELLE MACPHERSON and LIV TYLER.